groovy.xyz

Welcome to groovy.xyz, a graphic design shop hellbent on providing high-end commercial art. Sometimes, Sometimes, we design our own shit to sell. Other times, we’re designing things that other people use to sell shit. From a visual communications standpoint, both ways demand an absolute maximized piece of commercial artwork designed to bait, hook and sell.

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When it comes to great commercial artwork, a great message can easily be lost in the visual translation. Great designers use shitloads of design tricks that work to captivate and motivate the largest population chunks, the widest age ranges and so on.

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Everything on groovy comes straight from the graphic designer. No middle man, no filters, no frills, no bullshit.

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Professional graphic design since 1985, groovy.xyz, Jim Jamesson

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Hi, I’m Jim, a graphic design lifer thats spent the past 30 years learning shit to help your brand become something great. I’ve seen it all, designed it all, and know a good bit.

Unhinged, raw graphics and brand design unimpeded by the marketing department, the overly-conservative owner, the stooges on the corporate board. Most good designers would agree — most of the shit straight off the designers’ desk is usually the best version. Once a bunch of douchewads get involved, the original art is lost and the final PSDs are the result of pixel-pushing wannabes who think they’re smart. Never mind them.

1985: Began computer graphics using an archiac Tandy computer with two monsterously puny external hard drives.

1990: Marked an important change in perspective.

1995: Quit high school, decided to go into business building and running websites.

2001: The pinnacle of my porn website ring runnin’ days. Was pulling nearly half a million hits a day, selling 10k a week worth of ad slots. These days were good fuckin days.

Photoshop: Been using this bitch since the very first version.

It wasn’t long ago that my phone would ring incessantly off the hook. Literally not an hour went by where someone, somewhere, needed something. And it wasn’t just any old thing, it happened to be the most critical whatever of all time, and my immediate attention to the matter was absolutely a matter of life and death, totally not being sarcastic.

So anyways, a swath of family members’ surgeries and an overstressed lifestyle led to me taking a year off of work in order to square away and tidy up all of my bullshit. The year is nearly up, and I am 95% of the way right on schedule.

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Current projects on my desk.

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Professional graphic design since 1985, groovy.xyz, Jim Jamesson

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